The Misinformed Vs. The Uniformed

Words by Paul Streckfus
Music by Jorge Lara, Lino Max, Juan Ramos, Ernest Salaz, and Paul Streckfus

Did you hear the one
About the man who bought himself a gun
And shot every cop in view
He said I'll never get done
I'll never get through
Until the last dead cop is glue
Gonna make a huge paper-mache
Cook up a deep stew
Then we'll all eat good sleep good that day
What about you?
Gonna bring all the bottles bikes and bats
Arm all the dogs and cats to the teeth
You wanna be a lawyer?
There's no future in law
I've been hearing it all
The whisper is the word
But I'm not sure
It’s just what I've heard

What about you?
What about you?
Whatcha gonna do?
Can you handle the news?

Start your prayers!
Stop the press!
Everybody dress for success!

Did you read the way
Our country drove the terror away?
And no one died
Yeah right
Now we occupy for the good of all
Can you leave your TV sets
To see what comes next?
I'm waiting by
Tell me about it!
More news at five
Check back again to see if I'm dead or alive

What about you?
What you gonna do?
Can you handle the news?

Start your prayers!
Stop the press!
Everybody dress for success!

So I put on a tight fit
And I zipped up right
I had it all in place so square
Infiltrated the layer of the high-top
Where the plans are drawn
They didn't know it was me
I had a uniform on!
And a gun with bullets
For the assassination of number one
He's going down like that!

Start your prayers!
Stop the press!
Everybody dress for success!
Suck for your death!